Last night Todd made us curry hand pies out of the Thug Kitchen vegan cookbook. (They were tasty!) After dinner, S wanted to look through Thug Kitchen, but I didn’t let him. He wanted to know why, and I said there were lots of grown up words in it, called swear words. Of course, in true S fashion, he asked, “Like what? Tell me some swear words!” (I’m actually surprised that he still hasn’t brought home any words he’s heard at school.) We talked a bit about swear words in general, and then I said, “Okay, I’m going to tell you the swear word for poop.” He asked, “Is it Brown Pop Pop?” which Todd misheard as “Ground Plop Plop.” I told him the real swear, but it was rather anti-climactic and we all decided his and Todd’s are better anyway.